people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented
you stop that
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA
V for vending machine
feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever
sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off